A fork of Rural Dictionary
he's got teeth so big he could chew an apple through a letterbox
The act of playing with a womans lady area while she is still wearing underwear.
Dude, that bar skank was up for it last night. I was patting the dog through the letterbox right there in the VIP!
To push your hand down behind a woman's underwear and access her lady bits from the front while not removing dress/skirt/trousers.
I can't believe that Madonna let Vanilla Ice feed the dog through the letterbox in her Sex book.
The act of a queer person pretending to be cishet in certain situations, (e.g the workplace) to avoid homophobia and/or transphobia. Usually not closeted to themselves or close friends.
Man 1: Hey, so I’m actually a trans man, not a cis man like I let you all assume. Man 2: It’s cool dude. You know, I’m…I’m actually bi. Anyone else here letterboxing? *a few others slowly raise their hands*
-to be influenced by alcohol or Narcotics beyond ones normal limits
Alan: “Those pills were fucking amazing” Jimmy: “Yeah man, you were absolutely letterboxed”
The Welsh Letterbox is like a glory hole for ladies. Simple dangle your flaps through the slit for a fun time!
Oh butt, going down the car par toilet for a Welsh Letterbox later, you up for it or what?!?