Country Dictionary

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stroke the dog through the letterbox

stroke the dog through the letterbox (euph). to slide your hand down the front of a lady's knickers.

I had to stroke the dog through the letterbox to tide her over.

by C February 24, 2004

chew an apple through a letterbox

somebody with buck teeth

he's got teeth so big he could chew an apple through a letterbox

by quotinglammy October 15, 2008

Patting the dog through the letterbox

The act of playing with a womans lady area while she is still wearing underwear.

Dude, that bar skank was up for it last night. I was patting the dog through the letterbox right there in the VIP!

by Berkut666 October 27, 2011

Feed the dog through the letterbox

To push your hand down behind a woman's underwear and access her lady bits from the front while not removing dress/skirt/trousers.

I can't believe that Madonna let Vanilla Ice feed the dog through the letterbox in her Sex book.

by Ice Ice Ice Baby January 09, 2009

Letterboxing

The act of a queer person pretending to be cishet in certain situations, (e.g the workplace) to avoid homophobia and/or transphobia. Usually not closeted to themselves or close friends.

Man 1: Hey, so I’m actually a trans man, not a cis man like I let you all assume. Man 2: It’s cool dude. You know, I’m…I’m actually bi. Anyone else here letterboxing? *a few others slowly raise their hands*

by Corvus_ July 29, 2021

Letterboxed

-to be influenced by alcohol or Narcotics beyond ones normal limits

Alan: “Those pills were fucking amazing” Jimmy: “Yeah man, you were absolutely letterboxed

by Red ‘rarri May 30, 2018

Welsh Letterbox

The Welsh Letterbox is like a glory hole for ladies. Simple dangle your flaps through the slit for a fun time!

Oh butt, going down the car par toilet for a Welsh Letterbox later, you up for it or what?!?

by Bobble83 December 02, 2022