A fork of Rural Dictionary
(adj.) describing the lethargic feeling one experiences after consuming a large quantity of food.
But ma! If I eat pancakes for breakfast, I'll feel loogie for the entire rest of the morning!
muscus that forms in the lungs during blowjobs - often used to cough up pubic hair from hairy men during foreoplay
Man that is some hairy muscus - shave that shit.
hacking a loogie hauking a loogie loogie
When thinking of all the AGW pseudoscience swallowed by the GAC (Global Alarmist Church ... pronounced as G-A-C-K-K-K-K !!! with a gutteral ending as if you have a throat clogged with nasty phlegm and you are "hawking a loogie") you get an overwhelming involuntary reflex to spit on the nearest climatologist).
The white left over in a woman's panties at the end of the day from her "natural" vaginal juices.
I thought those panties were clean until I noticed the kooch loogy.
what one shoots into a urinal after they masturbate in a company bathroom
The secretary looked so good that I had to go blow a penile loogie in the bathroom
The Loogie Paradox, also known as the Spit Catch 22, refers to a phenomenon of hocking a loogie in another's mouth and while the other returns the favor.
Guy 1: Bro, I just spit in my girlfriend mouth and she spit back
Guy 2: That sounds a lot like the Loogie Paradox