A fork of Rural Dictionary
Disambiguation:
Three Meat Salad can refer to high protein health food,
or to sexual acts involving multiple male participants.
Ensure clarification to avoid unpleasant situations.
Yesterday James and Dave came to my house for a Three Meat Salad and it was not entirely what i was expecting.
A Smoked Meat Salad is when you dip your pecker in liquid smoke and Sweet Baby Ray's, and do your lady doggy style. While doing that, you have to spit your Copenhagen chew spit into her asshole.
Last night I totally gave that bitch a Smoked Meat Salad. She tossed it around for a while.