A fork of Rural Dictionary
Iben mikal is a word for turtles, male turtles.
Look at that iben mikal
When someone is that mentally paralytic off the bevvies, literally nothing they say is bound by the laws of logic and basic speech.
"He was fucked him, last night, you know" "He was just enjoying himself" "No, he was full-on bordering Mikal Russia" "...Fuck."
The equivalent to a wet paper towel. Someone who does not want to have any fun. A Mikal is someone who is the collie grey and doesn’t like any food except pizza and burgers. He bores everyone around him
“Don’t be such a Mikal, join us on the beach“