A fork of Rural Dictionary
a Teddy bear ------------
im gonna give my girl a cuddler for a birthday gift
noun: a person who takes the urinal next to you when thiers multiple urinals to choose from.
Person 1: Dude, theres alot of urinal cuddlers in that bathroom Person 2: I betta watch myself!
The muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals vagina
Jerry: Hey Mike! How'd your date go last night? Mike: Let me tell you Jerry, her shaft cuddler was mint
is the rare person that Loves and cuddles with the things that most people consider to be a nightmare.
she always held the Boogeyman every night, for she was the nightmare cuddler
Someone who doesn’t know the appropriate positions at appropriate times, or someone that has no fucking idea how to cuddle.
“Adam get up you fat fuck, we aren’t spooning on the floor you dyslexic cuddler!”