A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who makes very corny yet surprisingly clever jokes
A super SEXY guy with a huge PENIS. The ladies love him.
wow...that dude is such a Mitch.
---Hey, look at that dude over there getting flipped on by that chick! --Ha, yeah what a mitch. ---Why are you so mitchy today? ---You son of a mitch! ---That kid just got mitched by that guy. ---You dudes are a bunch of little mitches.
A Mitch is a lesbian Donald Trump who fucks unicorns with his tits.
A Mitch is Donald Trump in his most primeval form. The Mitch is White. Oh shit, Its a Mitch, run!