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mop

a home made pen made from an fluid applicator of some kind, i.e polish applicator, which has a spoonge-like nib and is then filled with an ink to be used for 'bombing'. It gives a drippy finish.

i made a mop out of that kiwi polish appliactor that i picked up from Tesco.

by MC Boonge August 14, 2003

Mopped

A mixture of stoned and drunk.

Damn Girl! That chick was so mopped from last night's party.

by Komradeelmo423 August 15, 2010

mop

person used to wipe up the floor; just a stupid and easily made fun of person

my coach is a mop and will soon become bootylicious

by Cleo Flush October 02, 2011

Mop

When girl leaves you dry cuz she sucked all of cum out of your cock machine

That girl be a mop. Yeah she do have mad sucking skills

by Shootalane_g17 February 19, 2022

mop

noun (metaphoric); An unkempt or razzy head of hair (esp. in reference to hair that is long or "big").

Restless and fidgeting, Caleb tousled his black mop.

by AimentDuLune March 14, 2009

mop

to get a good blow job, or head

that girls gives good mop.

by na92 November 30, 2007

mop

Someone who links or references statistics or other data which contradicts their own argument. A mop will often have a preconceived notion about a particular subject and will then search for data supporting their argument online, they then fail to actually read the data and ultimately end up putting forth data that proves their own position to be false.

That flat-earth mop just linked to a photo of the Earth as seen from the International Space Station. What a fucking mop... What a stupid fucking mop that didn't even check the data he was linking to.

by DarkChocolateFreedomForce February 04, 2016