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mork

A combination of a Moron and a Dork. Just as a Lork is a Loser and a Dork.

That guy Demian is a such a mork.

by Rolland July 31, 2005

mork

A slang term for milk produced by a woman's breasts after childbirth as food for her child.

"I would love a mork and cum milkshake on this warm summer day"

by Daddystino May 05, 2021

Mork

Similar to the "shocker," the "Mork" involves inserting the first two fingers (index and ring fingers)into a female's vaginal opening while the third and fourth fingers (ring and pinky fingers) are inserted into the female's anal opening, all the while repeating the words, "nanu, nanu..." in a "Mork-like" voice.

"Hello dearest, I have a "Mork" for you. Nanu, nanu!!!
n. - morker, morkee
vt. - morks, morking, morked

by Tentius August 22, 2003

morking

an alternative for saying that you are working on complex math equations

guy 1 : hey where were you last night guy 2.

guy 2 : I was morking.

guy 1 : man I hate Differential Equations.

by daniel duke September 08, 2006

Mork

Mork is certainly the most beautiful person Walking on Earth. Their first name is as rare as they are themselves. Mork is talented, funny, sometimes stubborn and very cute. I had the chance to meet one of them and he embellished my whole life. His sparkling eyes, his caring smile, and his adorable laughter... There is no more beautiful melody than the echo of his laughter. Please, never break his heart.

Wowww Mork's talent is incredible, you should listen to his song

by arthurlovespaul February 24, 2020

mork

from latin Morkus, meaning asshole or shmuck,
also adj. meaning extremely smart but lacking in social sense

youre such a mork!!!!

by mork February 28, 2005

mork

hairstyle emulated by the extremely fashionable. consists of a bun on top of the head, the bigger the better.

said in low tones, a way of calling the attention of someone with said hairstyle, only those with the hairstyle can respond.

"Wow, you're mork looks amazing!"

"Moooooork?!"

by mooooooooork April 21, 2008