A fork of Rural Dictionary
To stick your tongue in between someone’s toes
I want to stick my tongue in you and taste your toe juice
After seeing Heather take a cucumber, Geof exclaimed, "Well stick my dick in a midget! I didn't know you could do that!"
An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.
Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.
To place ones penis into the lug-hole of another and fuck some sense into them.
If you don't pack that in I'm gonna stick my dick in your ear!
A phrase women don't understand, they simply give a face of repulse to this phrase.
On a hot and humid day a man's genitals will chemically fuse to his legs in a hot sweaty mesh. Of which time said man will state this line.
Tom Cruise: Why didn't you bang her last night, man? She totally wanted you!
George W. Bush: I know man, but I told her that my balls are sticking to my legs. No chance I would've gone through with that going on.
Tom Cruise: Yeah, true ... California summers.
George W. Bush: California summers ...
A statement of contempt aimed at a highly loathed individual.