A fork of Rural Dictionary
The exact reverse process of an erection (boner).
When a man is so sexually disgusted his penis goes BACK into his body.
Matt: "EWWW!! A FAT NAKED LADY"
Phil: "OH GOD, I JUST GOT A NONER"
not being able to get a boner due to being intoxicated,
dont worry i could not have had sex with her i was so drunk i had a noner
When a mans own penis goes so far back into his body that it erects to go further. This can happen when a man is either scared, disgusted, turned off, or extremely cold.
When i fell through the ice I got a noner.
When I saw that fat old lady naked it gave me a noner.
When a nipple becomes hard and erect like a boner.
It is so cold outside in the fridged Minnesota winter, that I have noners!
the opposite of a boner; when your penis actually shrivels from something unattractive or undesireable. It can be used in almost any place boner can be used.
guy #1: did you see that sweaty fat chick on the treadmill?
guy #2: yeah she totally gave me a noner!
or "Today i ran over my cat on the way to my job which i got fired from for being late. After that i went to get coffee and spilled it on my lap. I had a noner all day."