A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something that should exist, but doesn't.
"Man I love Wendy's onion rings." "They have onion rings?"
A word that describes an event or social gathering where the primary attendees are of the female gender. The opposite of a "Sausage Fest".
*Walks into a room filled with women* "Wow, this looks like quite the onion ring party."
Also know as Funions. Although delicious they leave you feeling empty inside.
Guy1: Damn these counterfeit onion rings are tasty! Guy2: Yeah but they make me feel empty... Guy1: Whatever just hand me the bag!
anus, rectum, buthole, asshole, basically the poop hole
That girl is sooo hot I would eat her devil's onion ring
The anus, also known as the brown eye. What horny bitches like to eat out to serve as payment after being fucked really hard.
Don't fuck with JD if you have a nice looking wifey! He'll smooth talk her into some rough sex, give her a couple of donkey punches, and convince her to eat his dirty onion ring. After that she'll come home and give you a long, stinky tongue kiss.
The result of not using a baby wipe after taking a dump.
I hate it when I run out of baby wipes. I end up with a burnt onion ring!
This is the area behind your taint. Also known as a butt hole or ass hole.
Man your devils onion ring is stinky today.