Country Dictionary

common medical slang for cock.

Stop calling it a penis, Doctor Doolittle!

a big thing on women's body

dang, that girl has a big penis

a fuckin dick

look a fickin penis

The thing that men often mistake for their brain.

"He was only thinking with his penis when he married her."

pleasure making machine for both sexes.

I can wack my penis or I can screw that hot chick with my penis, it's all good to me.

a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.

damnnn that penis' friction felt good

1. The reason teen boys are so happy all the time. 2. The reason teen boys do so much laundry and take so many showers.

I just cant stop Wanking my penis, i go through like 20 socks a week. -Jimmy