A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who writes alot of "meaningful" significant crap, in a rather eloquent way, but is often the only one who actually gets it.
Poet: so,you wanna read that for me and tell me what you think?
Pseudo Intellectual: yeh sure...
* 15 minutes later *
Pseudo Intellectual: well...*scratches chin*...*looks pensive*...I think it's rather deep...
Poet: oh, great..thanks.
Pseudo Intellectual to self---huh!?!?
Piss Off Early Today
Used in workplace environment to let others know you are leaving early today.
It's Friday, so I'll POET today.
a girl who speaks her mind and can't keep her mouth shut and talks about her poetry and doesn't want to fuck
that poet ain't gunna get none from me cause I am a conformist who drives a pickup and shoots anyone who touches my donkey which I have taught to pleasure me
A reference to a homosexual person. Derived from the fact that many of the historical poets were actually gay, and many of the modern ones are too.
Is he wearing a pink polo with the collar popped? What a poet!
{a girl who speaks her mind and can't keep her mouth shut and talks about her poetry and doesn't want to fuck}
{that poet ain't gunna get none from me cause I am a conformist who drives a pickup and shoots anyone who touches my donkey which I have taught to pleasure me}