A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ponderous thoughts to be ponderously pondered. Basically, if there is an adverb, adjective, and verb of ponder, then it stands to reason that there ought to be a noun as well.
Kevin often played the guitar to keep his mind from unpleasent ponderances.
The act of pulverizing a vagina while in a pond.
My girlfriend and I ponderized so hard last night.
The king of pot-heads. A man that stays high in any circumstance and cruises through life effortlessly.
Balthazaar- " Man I can smoke more than anyone. I can smoke ten blunts in a day!" Keeshawn- "Hell naw playa, I know a dude that gots you beat. He can smoke an ounce an hour... That dude is the real Ponder."
Basically, a word used to describe a walk, not to any specific place. Normally through a crowded room or city centre, at lunch. The aim of a ponder; to take in the general banter of the surrounding people and to laugh at people when they do funny stuff, when they think no one is watching.
Lauren: Hey, lets go for a ponder. Kym: yeah, sure. Nicola: where were you at Lunch today? Kym: We went for a ponder. (smiles to herself (bound to happen whilst pondering)) Nicola:i completely understand.
adj/ state of being in which one ponders, as a result of confusion or otherwise befuddlement, for prolonged periods of time.
Those Brits laugh at our American ponderance about their magical kingdom of Middle Earth.