Country Dictionary

That which is founded in truth.

Just don't look up my definition of "truth", that's all I ask!

see taint as its the best answer to what a fact is

There's only a bit of skin between the muckhole and the fuckhole and if you slip, You're in the shit and thats a Fact.

The word Behot use when he's out of arguments

Papryk Vega is always right and thats a Fact.

A fact is the piece of skin located betwen a females vagina and her anus.

If you hit that, you're in the shit and that's a fact.

See taint

The distance between the anus and the vagina. Example: hold up your left hand and make a "C" shape with your thumb and index finger. That's the distance you're looking for.

A FACT: The distance between a fuck hole and a muck hole and if you miss yer inna shit 'n thassa FACT.

This term is usually used in conjection with the name of a know it all friend. These "facts" are typically things that the other individual has decided on their own as the way something works and assumes is too complicated of a thing for most people to know how it actually works, so what the individual has come up with is then stated as a fact. The recipient of the fact is usually well aware that it is complete bullshit. Thus when the recipient of the fact restates it to a fiend it is quoted as a (insert generic friends name here) "fact"

Friend: ellen told me that gravity is actually a push force not a pull force Me: wow that is such an ellen fact