Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Porno

Possibly the best thing in the world.

Three cheers for porno, hiphip hooray, hiphip hooray, hiphip OH shit my mom just found my collection.

by Nik The Prick May 17, 2003

pornoed

When a person has a deviant sexual act done to them that is usually only seen in a hardcore pornography movie.

Last night I felt so pornoed when he slapped me in the face with his cock.

by thispseudonymphs January 03, 2014

Porno

The closest I'll ever get to being with a woman

You're so porno

by dan May 08, 2003

Porno

something I look at all the time

"Damn, can't find any good lasbo porno on the web!"

by Shaggman November 01, 2003

Porno

The greatest thing in the world next to ice cream and barbecue. Looked down on by many people but those people are, you know, whatever.

Every good American should prove their worth by watching and making a porno.

by exptruth09 August 30, 2011

Porno

How to say porn when speaking out loud. When writing porno, it’s proper to say porn. But when speaking to an official, you ought to say pornography.

Example 1 Person 1: “Writes porno on paper.” Person 2: “Wtf are you doing, you’re supposed to write porn!” Example 2 Person: “Says porn our loud during interview” Random Commentator: “dumbass ur supposed to say porno.” Example 3 Person: “you should try porn, it’s pretty hot. Official: “ok boomer.”

by YeeterMasqueeter November 08, 2019

That's a porno

An alternative for "that's what she said".

Lady: I didn't expect it to go off in my hands. Guy: That's a porno.

by calvinke November 04, 2010