A fork of Rural Dictionary
The existence of pornography
Pornographicness is a quality that is possessed by texts
A person who shoots pornographic photos using sweet angles while usually listening to cheap jazz music. There can be many types.
Food Pornographer: "ahh yeah, that poptart looks almost orgasmic"
The New Pornographers are a Canadian indie rock/power pop band. They are really awesome, but unfortunately, not too many people outside of Canada and the US know who the hell they are. Yet. They're kind of strange at first. They take a few listens, but its worth it! Cause their music is sweet and it makes you happy.
Me: Have you listened to The New Pornographers? They're pretty great, you should check them out. Random guy: ROFL!!1! WTF, you said PORN!!! HAHAHA! Me: stfu.
1) One who acts in pornographic motion pictures. 2) Another term for "pornstar," first used by comedian Sarah Silverman in the film Jesus is Magic.
Sarah Silverman: I was watching, uh… porn, and it was like a series of vignettes, and in this one scene, it featured Ron Jeremy, a very famous, um… pornographic thespian. And in this scene, he is masturbating- onto a lady- but I noticed his pinky was out, and I found out why he masturbates with his pinky out: it's because he's classy.
The ability to recognize the identity of a person by merely glancing at their buttocks or breasts.
Brian must have a "pornographic memory" because he can recognize Lisa based on her buttocks.
The ability to name, recognize, remember and/or recall every porno movie, picture, pornstar and moneyshot that you've ever laid eyes upon. (The greater the volume, the greater the commendation.) See: Moneyshot
Sir Spanks-a-lot confidently deleted the recently downloaded Young-Dum and Full of Cum.mpg #5c, starring Aurora Snow, as his pornographic memory informed him that it was already stored on his computer's hard drive; cluster#: 43,600; sector# 165; Size: 133,455,000 bytes, et al.