A fork of Rural Dictionary
what the state highway department does that eventually cause a fatality
Because of the assholes in the state highway department and their pothole neglect, my daughter lost her husband of 2 weeks. The lawsuit is pending. This is a true story.
the phrase explains itself potholes on the ass. cellulite slang word for you people who still dont get it.
"dude old bitch Mrs.Higgons from across the street has pothole ass something fierce!"
when a massive pothole or group of them flatten the tire of your car or any other vehicle
Dad we just kind of had a major Pothole Mishap
Just had a major Pothole Mishap.... party on the side of the road!
Like Harry Potter, but has a better ring to it. Cannot be mistaken for Harry Butthole...that's another story
Karen: Omg Ainsley I lovvee Harry Potter!
Ainsley: It's Harry POThole not Harry Potter! Be careful or you'll take someones eyes out.
The extreme fear of running over a pothole. Habits of those with this affliction include driving under the speed limit, swerving frequently to avoid any cracks or bumps in the road, and taking alternative routes despite an increased commute. This usually sets in shortly after blowing a tire when running over a pothole.
Joe: Why were you guys late for work today?
Mike: Jeff took a strange route and drove under the speed limit the whole way.
Joe: Pothole paranoia claims another victim.
A hole in the sand that fills with sea water and random, aquatic creatures at high tide.
Laura got white girl wasted while chilling in an ocean pothole and sipping on an Old E 40 ounce.
The 2010 version of The Daytona 500 that was delayed for over two hours because of a pavemet failure on the track that occured mid-race. The race was eventually resumed after everybody lost interest from watching a road repair crew work on patching a hole on the sport's biggest day.
Dave: Hey, how'd you like The Daytona 500?
Bill: Oh, you mean The Pothole 500? I went home after the second red flag came out!