A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one get's his nutsack and pulls it over their cock. Resembling a pouch.
"Can't believe he fell for the pouch, what a fag"
Taking both testicles into one's mouth, and holding one in each cheek. Only possible with medium to large sized balls.
"He sat on her face, while she was pouching him and giving him a hand job." "His balls were so big, when she pouched him, she looked like a hamster storing seed for later."
Anyone who, without reservation and with a supercilious air, thinks it acceptable to not only fish the delicious solid bits of a soup (meant to serve a group of people) from its liquid, but also to do so while holding up, and thereby inconveniencing, the other individuals in the queue.
Boy: "I have time to write this urban DICTIONARY entry, because the pouche making love to the pot of yankee bean has stalled the whole f'ng lunch service."
The equivalent of being "iced", but instead of a Smirnoff Ice, it is one of those pussy frozen daiquiris/margaritas sold in pouch-like containers. When a person gets "pouched", they have to get on the floor in a most humiliating fashion and drink all of the pouch.
Lucas's friend walked into the room and Lucas pulled out a hidden pussy ass Seagram's Daiquiri and yelled "POUCHED." The friend then proceeded to get on his knees and suck the pouch until every last drop was gone. He was then given a Cleveland Steamer.
The act of sticking ones penis into the pouch of a kangaroo for sexual pleasure.
The "Junior Electrical Engineer" was on walkabout when he saw a kangaroo and decided it was time to do a little Pouching.