A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ghetto fabulous headquarters of learnin'. Where the true niggehs and G's are at (All other schools in Dutchess County are posers). Also home of some of the best and most authentic mexicans around. Tu sabes. Students making up the very small white population are either honorary gangsters or mexicans. Countless fights and other violence for your daily entertainment. If you don't smoke blunts or drink lokos, you're "type soft".
You go to Poughkeepsie High School?
Dang, thats where all the hard niggas is at.. type ghetto.
A school so hippie where as long as u rich u could be caught doing acid at school and still get straight As. Lots of pedophile teachers and kids willin to strip for good grades. Highly recommended for upper class white girls, you will be guaranteed an in to shitty liberal arts and failure for life.
There is no loser at Poughkeepsie Day School, Everybody WINS!
The next most ghetto institution of learning in the Hudson Valley, Next to Poughkeepsie High School. Its primary gangs are KBz KGz TND PLM etc. We have the baddest bishes around incuding Billy, Sha, Zai Paradise Rhynnah, Nelly Nisee etc.
Dont mess wid that nigguh hes from Poughkeepsie Middle School
An experimental performance. When your play or act needs to be vetted by a live audience you need an off off off broadway location in a press desert so if it bombs hardly anyone will notice. Leave the Great White Way then take the MetroNorth to the end of the line to put on a Poughkeepsie Play at the Bardavon Theatre. Leave your expectations at the door, this might blow you away or bore you to sleep.
Will it play in Poughkeepsie?
Person: I just saw a Poughkeepsie Play.
Other Person: What was it about?
Person: I can’t recall.
That Poughkeepsie Play is gonna be a hit!
Critic: Willem DaFoe got upstaged by an unknown actor in that Poughkeepsie Production.
Comic: Sounds like he got upstated!
The most ghetto institution of the hudsom valley. You have all the fake ghetto people of the Hudson valley. First you have these white boys who walk around who think they fucking own the place. Then you have the black people who walk like hounds of wolves and think they're gonna fuck shit up. Then you have the fucking Mexicans who cant fucking speak English. And they all mix up to make up a gr8 school.
Those fake ass Poughkeepsie Middle School Niggas
Turning LEFT on a RED left arrow. Especially from the middle left turn lane BUT the boldest locals will pull around to the right lane or pass a car stopped in the RIGHT lane to make a LEFT ON RED. Also known as the most dangerous way to steal right of way!!
*at rush hour 4 cars push past traffic on the right to execute consecutive left turns on a red arrow!*
"Do they have a death wish?? What do you even CALL that?? FOUR people?"
"Don't mind them, they're just New York Drivers pulling Poughkeepsie-Lefts!!"
A technique of shitting on social media so sad fags come looking for a new definition from 9GAG, only to realize that they've been Pughkeepsie crab clawed.
Man, I thought Fresh brought me something new, but I just got Poughkeepsie crab clawed.