A fork of Rural Dictionary
Crab:
A strange creature with weak body armour and has a funny walk. It looks dangerous because it has weapons on the end of its foremost arms but these can easily be overcome by common sense. It can't read, write or talk properly because it is a crustacean....
Does that sound anything like the vast majority of authors for the definition of "Crab", and the ones to whom they apply their definitions??
Lol @ the gang war going on on UD. Fighting it out using dictionary definitions, real tough!
Of course, I have full respect for the actual crabs out there under rocks and in the sea and such.
when you are rowing and your shaft gets stuck in the water causing the oar to stay in place. basically get hit by the oar when you catch a crab. Crabs can range from small hits that don't hurt much to an ejection crab were you are shot out of the boat.
Did you see that kid he made his boat lose because he caught a crab
Did you see him catch the ejection crab it shot him straight out of the boat haha
A person who brings other people down with them.
"I got snitched on by Larry what a fucking crab"