A fork of Rural Dictionary
To make programs.
Usually on computers.
I'm programming a Neural Network.
Basically, telling your computer to do stuff using a programming language. As long as the computer understands the code, it will execute the command blindly.
I tried reprogramming Windows and my computer crashed.
I programmed my computer to overclock itself.
I programmed my computer to create and save files on my hard drive. For some reason, it stopped working...
A synonym for "on the wagon". Abstaining from drinking alcohol.
Hey Pat, do you want to go out drinking tonight or are you still on the program.
The Program relates to taking recreational drugs, ie: speed, ecstasy, blow.... If you are 'on the program' it means you've been taking some kind or a mixture of these drugs for any length of time.
1. Man, i dont think i can even move today, i got on the program hard last night.
2. Get off the program dude, youre not making any sence.
The program is where you get to go when you catch somebody doing this if you are in a movie or on TV (and I mean television, not a guy with titties).
I thought the program was an education program, like a 4 year program from an accredited institution.
The act of trying programming while procrastinating
That guy is a master programator.
A systematic brainwashing of sorts used in the penal system as an attempt to turn inmates into people who can function acceptably in society.
Inmate #36524 refuses to program; let's throw him in the hole.