A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of straight men secretly having sex with their homie
I caught my boyfriend in bed with his male best friend in bed yesterday while he was supposed to be out “rock climbing”
The sport of trying to find the easiest way to do the hardest thing possible. It involves getting really drunk on Mountain Dew, followed by shitting your pants so hard that you can hear the colour 94.
Greg: I like rock climbing! Satan: I fear your power.
You'll feel it in your gut, desperately escaping your lips. When you see something that's just so rock climbing, you've gotta say it.
*a climber drives to a nearby restaurant to poop instead of going in the woods* "That's so rock climbing"