A fork of Rural Dictionary
God bless Ron Jeremy! You know if he wasn't a porn star, he couldn't get laid without paying for it! And the only reason he's a porn star is because he is blesse with a 10-inch schlong!
I walked in on your sister getting fucked doggystyle by Ron Jeremy!
The perfect person to play Super Mario in a live action movie. Oh yeah, and he's a pr0n star.
"If I had to pick one actor, it'd be Ron Jeremy."
Makes kids movie for all the kids at preschool and daycare’s
Ron Jeremy’s a hold of family address
He was the everyman, the chubby, not perfect, totally hairy, never embarrassed rock star with the massive wang that gave us normal men hope.
Him? He's not so terrible, he's the next Ron Jeremy as far as my sister's concerned. And she oughta know.