A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sound emitted by slapping with a slight wet/moist tone to it.
-Hey, What is Sylvia doing in there? -No clue, Probably having sex, I heard em Schlapping.
Same as Chillywacked but with only men. Slapped in the face by another man's dick.
His mouth made me hard and I Schlapped his face with my cock.
When a man grabs another man's penis against his will.
"I'm at the club and some morherfucker I never seen come right up to the bar and schlapped me!"
Joking euphemism for having been sexually groped without one's consent. Based on the name of a prominent, once-thought-to-be heterosexual (???), Republican spokesperson and organizer who allegedly groped his chauffeur repeatedly and persistently—without consent. The driver claimed the experience traumatized him and complained about it to anyone who would listen, including the Press.
(Straight guy, realizing he's just been pinched on the ass by another man) "Egads! I've just been Schlapped!"
Schlap -ing (verb): The art of slapping someone with your penis. (Only applicable if you have a penis)
I'm gonna schlap you across the face!
A big storm of methane. Person of giant shits and farts.
You are a giant Schlap-Slifter.