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Exposing the hypocrisy of celebrities or other well known people, as in Mercedes Schlapp or Matt Schlapp.

Kathy Griffith is great at schlapping trump's toadies.

The irritating noise produced by someone who doesn't eat with their mouth closed.

'Did you hear Christian eating? He wouldn't stop fucking Schlapping!'

to say that something slaps or is bangin

wow this music video schlaps

a sexual act which if done hard enough, makes a slapping noise (fapping,sex,etc)

*I'm going to schlap my cock tonight *Yup, I schlapped her real good

a sexual act which if done hard enough, makes a slapping noise (fapping, sex,etc)

*I'm going to schlap my cock tonight *Yup, I schlapped her real good

A penis long enough to slap a bitch and make a sound.

Gerbenn used his schlap to slap his ex.

To feel heavy effects of nicotine use, such as sweating, lightheadedness, dizziness and euphoria.

"Man that stogie got me soooo schlapped!!!"