A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of schloopping poop; when one uses said poop in order to maintain or claim territory. Commonly used by monkeys however, has transitioned to humans.
World War 3 is said to be the war of poop schloopping
What happens when you get in a car and want to go somewhere.
Vell, I turned the key, and zoop, schloop !! I vass at the Hofbrau Haus !!
When anal sex reaches a point of dryness the penis is pulled out and causes the anus to retract with the penis.
i.e; I pink schloop Earna all day.
i.e; Lynette is the best for pink schlooping.
i.e; Bobby takes good pink schloops.
When a male dog slurps its red rocket back into its rocket pocket.
My dog's red rocket was hangin' out. So I told him to put it away. Immediately it went schloop, and back into its rocket pocket it went!