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I turned around for one second and she schlooped my credit card right off the table!
Beyond awesome and extremely badass
That's so schloop, it's ridiculous!
sucking up the frozen coke that comes out the top of the cap.
"The frozen coke came out the top of my cap, so i gave it a little schloop"
The act of swiftly taking off a condom, typically in one smooth motion.
I had to fake it so I Schlooped and threw the rubber hat behind the bed.
The scooping and plopping of a thick mud like substance onto any surface deemed worthy.
Eg: the ditch bitches schlooped clay onto the bricks to give their structure the support it needed to collapse.