A fork of Rural Dictionary
a severley gay male who shaves his testicular area to impress other men. These males are normally ginger and sometimes even shave their chest hair if they're after more than just a shandy.
Rob: 'hey man, i just shaved my sack'
Mike 'you are such a sack shaver....and severley gay!!'
A medical condition in which the sufferer experiences convulsions restricted to the arm regions, usually resulting in drum like taps on whatever surface happens to be near. As it is a close relative of tourettes syndrome the sufferer often screams and tells at random intervals subsisting mainly of "what the sack" or pterodactyl screeches.
"What's up with that guy screaming in the corner?"
"Oh he has stage five Shaver's Disease"
Quite simply – I scratch your back, you scratch mine! Offering something to someone in exchange for something they can give you in return.
Tell you what mate. Shaver for a favor. I do this for you now, you'll take care of it all next week. Deal?
When a man shaves his arm pits, arms, legs, or other part of the body and is secretive about doing so.
A man shaves his arms and wears long sleeve shirts to hide it from his friends. This man is a closet shaver.
Someone who wears low-end/fake designer clothing in order to appear better than they are.
Suede-shaver: A fake/pleather jacket, knock-off designer clothing, cheap suit in an effort to appear better than they are.
Somebody who tries to refine a poor or unusable piece of work, in the hope that it may become usable. A variation of "polishing a turd".
There's no point in shit-shaving that piece of crap, Nigel.