A fork of Rural Dictionary
Large, saggy breasts, usually very droopy and unattractively adorned with stretch marks, veins, and large areolas.
Damn, look at the shit bags on that bitch!
When you throw a bag of steaming hot shit at your fucking bitchy Karen neighbor
Karen-I'm calling the police You-Fuck you Karen take this (throws shit bag at neighbor) Karen-What the fuck did you throw dog shit at me you don't have a dog You-That's not dog shit that's my shit you whore
An attempt to drive by someone's house, usually an ex-, and throw shit at their door. In other words, real mature behavior!
I can't believe we almost attempted the drive-by shit bagging last night!
After performing a Hot-Carl, wrap the saran wrap into a slapping bag and perform a Full Metal Jacket on the subject.
The Hot-Carl wasn't enough for Lisa, so I gave her the Shit Bag Beatdown.
shit in a bag and squash it in someones face
dude a just shit bagged tom hes gonna be pissed
When you're training for an endurance race (like Ironman or long distance ultra runs or ultra-swims), with non-stop training, you drag your ass out the door... Every.Single.Day. to get the training done. In the moment of the training, you're in your glory, but when it's all over you could lay down on the ground and fall asleep in less than 30 seconds.
I finished my 3 X 3 mile training run at race pace that started with a two mile warm-up and finished with a two-mile cool down. I'm so shit bag tired, I could lay down in the middle of this sidewalk and fall asleep right away.