A fork of Rural Dictionary
Alright...A Hot Carl is done in 1 of 3 ways. 1st: You shit on your partners face. 2nd: You shit on your partners face who is sporting a piece of saran wrap over it. 3rd: You shit on to a glass table while your partner lays down underneath it. All are varying degrees of hardcoreness!
I cant believe Lisa actually opened her mouth when i gave her that hot-carl. Dude that's fu*ked!
A Hot Carl is performed correctly when you line the recipient's mouth with saran wrap and then pinch a loaf directly into their awaiting open orifice. A Sloppy Carlson occurs when the loaf is hot and runny (diarrhea) and forces a hole through the saran wrap, mmm.
My girlfriend wanted me to buy her roses but I gave her a Hot-Carl instead.
a hot-carl is when you cover your sex partners face in saran wrap, then u take a nice warm shit on their face and they get pleasure from the warmth.
I gave my kinky girlfriend a hot-carl
When you take a shit in your hand, throw it at somebody's face and kick them through a window.
I was so pissed off I Hot-Carl'd the guy interviewing me for the job!
A Hot-Carl is when you are in a 69 position and you squeeze out a hot, spicy fart. Since the chick's nose is near your butthole, she gets the extra pleasure of whatever you had for dinner that night. Strictly a class move. It is also known as the Alabama Nose Warmer. All the above entries, I believe, are incorrect. Taking a shit over someone's face is called a "Glass-Bottom Boat". Shitting on someone's chest is called a "Cleveland Steamer".
Jenny's mouth felt so good on my cock, that I became too relaxed and blew a spicy Hot-Carl on her nose. I shouldn't have had those habanero poppers.
When someone (or something) named Carl has a high temperate, or is giving off a large amount of heat.
*feels forehead* Hrm, seems like you're a Hot-Carl. You should take the day off school.