A fork of Rural Dictionary
A giant, earthy dong;
The largest Shlonk;
Og Mudbone big.
Jacob's huge dick reminds me of Johnny Sins huge Herba Shlonk!
A verb refering to a sexual act performed by two partners in which one partner places the tip of a dildo into their asshole and the other partner takes a golf club and hits the other end of the dildo in order to lodge it further into the asshole. If performed correctly, the sound made by the further insertion of the dildo should be shlonk.
Tonight on Impractical Jokers, our Big Looser is getting shlonked
The sound a knife makes when you pull it out of meat. The initial sound the blade makes upon entry, naturally, is "shlink". The correct usage of both words together should always be in caps and screamed feverishly. SHLINKSHLONK
Person 1: How fast can you say shlinkslonk consecutively?
Person 2: SHLINKSHLONKSHLINKSHLONKSHLINKSHLONKSHLINKSHLONK