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the conjunction of she-wank.
ie female masturbation

i'm off for a shwank.

A object that is the cross between a sword and a shank.

1. She used her shwank to kill the alien because it was small enough to hide.

To masturbate while taking a shower

"I'm getting a verucas, who had a shwank?"

someone who is cooler than everyone

Oo! Check out Meggie and Sashi! They are so swank

This word is a mixture between swank and shway.

That was such a shwank party.

A man or women Whore. Someone who is dirty, skanky and or scantalus. aka swank, add the H and their super swanky!
Just an all around bad and disgusting person...

Your Mom is a dirty shwank, what a shwanky ho bag she is...

John Doe is a disgusting pervert, what a shwanky bastard...

In the card game Hearts, the act of forcing another player to take the Queen of Spades on a trick won with a card valued Four or lower.

Cards played: Four of Diamonds, Three of Diamonds, Two of Diamonds, Queen of Spades.

"You really got shwanked on that trick!"