A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Dirty simona is when during sexual intercourse, the female tends to want to be hit with any household item.
“Yo what happened last night? Ya’ll were making so much noise!”
“Bro last night my girl pulled a Dirty Simona”
Romanian tennis player (born 27, November 1991)
That made a really bad decision, by getting a breast-reduction surgery.
Those massive natural boobs, were amazing.
Removing massive boobs with superficial reasons, like back pain, sport enhancement, pornographic looking boobs, life threatening or others.
No way you are going to "Simona Halep" on me!!
I know your back hurts baby, but you can´t "Simona Halep" it.
A girl so gracious and lovely that she normally comes across as sassy but she's not.
Person 1: Wow, look at that girl! I bet she is super rude and-
Person 2: That's my friend, Simona Tsaparis! She's like, totally awesome *Stalks away to go join Tsparis*
A child who loves carrots and carrot farms.
She is chop it off. She is a girlboss.
Simona Mackie gets turned on my marshmallows.