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Smap

This is the use of a strong pimp hand slap, but with only 75% of full standard pimp hand slap kinetic force. Utilized generally to make an example of but not spoil the goods by elite urban pimps

When an elite pimp smaps a girl to get her attention but also the rest of is stock, without the potential for financial loss from damaging said goods.

by Doctor Übel November 16, 2010

Smap

Shorthand for smiled appreciatively. Should be substituted for the overused expression "lol".

John read Sara's witty email and sent responded with a note reading only, "smap".

by Nek_0414 November 20, 2012

Smap

A term created on World of Warcraft Server US:Trollbane:Horde Smap (n) (1)A scrawny, pasty, World of Warcraft player screwing with Finger Prints action figures. (2)(v) The act of masturbating (jacking it) to a Finger Prints Action Figure.

(1) Man... Tecknique was a total smap. (2) I heard Tecknique's mom caught him smapping to his Finger Print Action Figure! What a douchefag!

by Cthulhu:Trollbane May 21, 2008

the smaps

She-male anal poop sex

quaids got the smaps

by asdf December 06, 2003

Smap

Hitting someone with less force than a slap but more than a smack. It will sting but won't leave a mark.

Oh man, that guy is being so annoying, I just want to smap him upside the head.

by Hans Flergsberger March 07, 2009

Rage Smap

The Act Of Having or Wanting Agressive Sex.

Ex.1 Bob, I Would Smap The Girl So Hard. Ex.2 Damn Betty That Wasn't Sex That Was Freaking Rage Smap!

by Blingee Queen February 13, 2011

Smap

The word associated with typos in an attempt to spell spam. The users of this phrase should normally have a cup of coffee at their disposal. Started as a typo but eventually made its way to cult-status. A term mostly identified to be used when referring to spam, memes, pictures, and anything else off-topic.

Smap Smap Hey Joe, there's alot of smap in the chat.

by ZanderPanda88 November 14, 2020