A fork of Rural Dictionary
A St Margaret's Girl. Can be recognised by vibrant yellow bands on her blazer. She may carry a piece of paper which reads 'In need of a dance date', as SMEGs are very unsociable beings and do not come into contact with the opposite sex on a regular basis. Usually, their Facebook friends list consists of all female friends and, sometimes, one male - their father.
Person 1 (Pointing at a girl) - "I didn't see her at the party last night." Person 2 - "...She must be a SMEG."
An expression for anything and nothing, to add emphasis and pizazz. (More professionally written- S.M.E.G)
"That's so semg" / "You look smeg" / "Oh my smeg!" / "Don't be so smeg" / "I feel pretty smeg" / " ...smeg"
A made-up word used in the old TV show 'Red Dwarf.' Used like a swear word, but didn't cause offence because it doesn't mean anything. Sounds pretty funny if dropped into conversation.
Guy 1: Oh smegging smeg, you're such a smeghead! Guy 2: Er, what??
Smeg comes from the word, "Smegma" which is a thick, cheeselike, sebaceous secretion that collects beneath the foreskin or around the clitoris. It's the same as, "Dick-Cheese". It is used by guys as a slam against other guys.
You are a smeg-head!
fuck me, is there mozarella on my bell or am I having a smeg episode