A fork of Rural Dictionary
Smegma: 1. a term used to describe something that is fucked or coverd in dick cheese, also can be used as a verb, to smeg. This is the process of fucking something up, or covering it in dick cheese. 2. The white paste which is normally found inhabiting inside a MiGoreng packet
(1)Person 1: why did you go offline Person 2: soz my facebook chat is smegged (2)Person 1:My eye is smegged, i can hardly see
The action feeling your sweaty scrotom and then slapping a friend in the face.
Argh m8, you stuck your tongue out when you got smegged!
a futuristic British all-purpose swear word. From Red Dwarf.
You smeg head That's smegging horrible
Comes from the word "smegma", meaning the cheesy crud on the end of your dick, if you're a guy and dont wash your dick properly. "Smeg" is mainly used as a kind of swear-word on the TV show Red Dwarf. When used in this context, its use is similar to that of "fuck".
Smeghead = fuckhead Oh smeg! = Oh fuck! What the smeg is going on? = What the fuck is going on? Whats that smegging thing? = Whats that fucking thing? I dont give a smeg = I dont give a fuck etc...
From the tv show Red Dwarf, it is a commonly used insult, derived from Smegma. 1) Smeg: Exclamation of surprise not unlike fuck. 2) Smegger: Obnoxious person 3) Smeg head: As 2
1) Oh Smeg! What the smeggin' smeg's he smeggin' done?! 2) I'll nut the smegger into oblivion 3) I'm not an insubordinate man by nature. I try and respect Rimmer and all, but it's so hard because he's such a smeg head.
An all purpose swear word originally used by punks before made popularized by the british television show Red Dwarf dispite popular belief smegs origins did not have to do with smegma which is a crusty substance that develops underneath foreskin.
Rimmer is such a smeg-head smeg off this really smegging sucks
To tell someone to dispose of an item or throw an item in your direction. To run away from a situation where you will get in trouble if caught by someone of higher authority To run away in a hurry To give up on a decision
Tom: This Drink is soo sweet! Dick: ooo Smeg it over here! Tom: Shit the police is round the corner doing drink searches Dick: Shit! Smeg it!