A fork of Rural Dictionary
when someone is acting utterly stupid
"You must be smoking a dick or something"
Used as an expression of frustration. Phrase that can be used to tell someone off. Phrase was created in a Denver, CO hotel room.
If someone is all up in yo grill just say, "Hey, go smoke a dick."
Friend- "Dude 2+2=4," You- "Shut the fuck up and go smoke a dick!"
the act of pissing on a very cold night. The steam from the urine looks like smoke.
HEY DAVE. It's so cold I've got Dick Smoke!
When one dick just ain't enough!!!
Usually gay guyz that love to suck much more than one dick on any given day or night.
"Fuck!" "Your mouth smells like a dirty fuck'n urinal!"
"Yeh I've been Dick Smoking all night man!" "I can barely feel my jaw!"
"You go to Club 80?"
"Yeh man, place was crawling with dick smokes!"
to give head (oral sex for the dumb asses)
aye shawty u goin smoke my dick or what