A fork of Rural Dictionary
Shortened slang for “put a sock in it,” which sometimes just takes too much time and energy to utter when you need to tell someone to shut up.
Oh my God, you pathetic little whiner, just sock it!
In SimplyNailogiclish being a "sock" is when you or another is wearing a very large piece of clothing with a hood, this hood should be covering at least half of your face to be considered a sock, most socks are quite warm.
You: Hey it's kinda cold! CrIsTiNe: WELL I'M NEVER COLD BECAUSE I'M A SOCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Some Other Cunt's Kid The annoyance of some other male having impregnated a female with his spawn and causing down-stream problems for other guys. Problem being she'll suck your for cash and may have a child to the new guy.
"Jesus dude! Stay away from her, she has a SOCK!" "A what?" "A fuckin' SOCK! Some Other Cunt's Kid!" Oh, shit. Give that one a miss..."
the name of this Non-Binary person I know.
person 1: have you seen Sock? person 2: yeah they're right over there
1: Punching or hitting. 2: Hitting a person with a heavy, but pliable object inside a sock, using it like a truncheon. 3: Using a sock as a jerk wad
1: "Whaaa! Ma, George socked me!" 2: "Filling one of his socks with coins, Byron waited for the guard to return in order to sock him before he could sound the alarm." 3: "Julian preferred to use his cotton ones for socking."
Used to soak up a boy's jizz after he masturbated into it. Many boys masturbate with the sock over the penis, soaking the sock in warm water to simulate the feel of a warm vagina. Some masturbate and only use the sock right before they are about the ejaculate by inserting the dick in the sock right before orgasm. This is good as you dont have to worry where your man juice goes. Whatever way you use it, socks are awwsome when your a teenager who likes to have wanks.
Last night i felt like a fap but it was late at night and really dark. instead of trying to catch my jizz in the dark, I simply slipped on a sock over the throbbing penis and pumped away at it. I came all over the sock and the next morning i just chucked it in the laundry.