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Spoo

Spoo is/are (the plural of Spoo is Spoo) little white pasty creatures mentioned in passing in Babylon 5 as being a delicacy of the Centauri. They are mealy little critters which don't do much in the way of anything.

"Ugh, it's terrible. And the Centauri love this stuff?" "Eat it by the truckload." "And what do you think of the ham?" "Tastes like chicken."

by Atalhlla October 27, 2004

Spoo

A substance that male vampires ejaculate in place of sperm, which is absent from their bodies. Spoo, like all other liquids in a vampire's body (besides the blood that they drink) is venom. It tastes and smells delicious, and there is a small line of possible spoo-products being discussed. Those products include, but are not limited to: Shamspoo KY Spooelly Hairspooray Spootrogena Body Lotion Sparklyspoo Body Lotion Spoo Flu Treatment OOOOOOOOOOOH! d'Edward

Have you been on the Vampire Mating thread lately? They're talking about spoo!

by Random Lexiconer December 24, 2006

Spoo

The male ejaculatory fluid, also known as "spunk" which is a gooie substance. Hence the amalgamation of the two words "spunk" and "goo" to form the word Spoo.

"I'm going to spoo on you." "oh no I've got spoo on me!" or just say the word loudly and proudly "SPOOOOO"

by bastard_pop February 09, 2007

Spooing

When a guy cums in your mouth, then you spit it on wax paper, dry it with either a hair dryer or naturally dry, scrape the dried cum with a razor blade, chop into fine lines and snort it. Wait for 5 minutes. Then euphoria.

My girl and her sister were just spooing my jizz. Mind blown. I'm dead.

by Shabeth January 22, 2018

Spoo

Something cute, small, crazy, smart, weird, good looking, and funny.

My dog is a spoo, and so is my girlfriend.

by ESBirdnerd January 03, 2021

Spoo

An imagined "foodstuff" created c. 1996 in Ashford, Kent, UK. Just as the name suggests, SPiced-pOO.

SPAM = spiced ham SPOO = spiced poo Spoo fritters, Spoo sandwiches etc.

by Platf0rm January 06, 2008

spooing

Simultaneous spewing and pooing. Commonly experienced during bouts of gastro.

Anton was spooing for hours last night. Must be the prawns.

by 715G08 April 01, 2011