A fork of Rural Dictionary
1- The male ejaculatory fluid, especially when deposited somewhere other than the woman's vagina 2- The act of a male ejaculating
The male porn star got spoo all over the woman's face. Oh, baby, I'm about to spoo!
I was always under the impression that the phrase came from the "Dilbert" comics. There's one where the workers decide to make up fake acronyms and terminology to confuse the boss; everyone does it convincingly until it gets to Dilbert's turn, at which point he ruins it all by saying "my spoo has too much fleem".
"My spoo has too much fleem" (after the meeting) "Hey, if I could lie convincingly I'd be in marketing."
spoo (spoo) n. A substance that is disturbing in texture and smell. spoodification (spoo-di-fi-kay-shun) v. act of embarresing or otherwise showing your superiority to someone or something. spoodist (spoo-dist) n. A follower of the ways of spoo.
What the spoo is that!? Dude, you have some spoo on your shirt!