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A slimy mixture of shit and cum. This phenomenon usually occurs after anal cream pies, when one contracts the semen out of their ass (usually for visual stimulative purposes) to unknowingly present it mingled with their own shit juices.

Guy 1: I was all excited all after loading that bitch's ass with my spooge... until she forced it out with the chipotle burrito she had for lunch. Guy 2: Weak. What did you do? Guy 1: I put the spoop on a frozen waffle and made the bitch eat it. Guy 2: Not weak.

The substance which leaks out of a gay man's ass after anal sex without a condom. ie spermy poop

Jean Claude noticed that his lover's underwear were spoop stained.

the mixture of sperm and poop left as evidence of some butt humping

Josh: Is that spoop on your chest? Kevin: I must have missed some in my attempts to gurgle!

A mixture of sperm and poop

I spooped all over the bed last night

To spew feces all over someone.

Spoop: To spew feces onto someone else. Example: Person 1: I hate Morning Wood Person 2: So punch it and make it go away Person 1: I am NOT punching my dick! Person 2: Then I'll do it for you. Person 1: If you punched me in the dick I would fist your asshole. Person 2: No you wouldn't, because then I would end up spooping all over you like last time.

well its spoop... you know?

whenever alphazodiac sighned a yearbook he wrote 'spoop' and then his name

A rare weather phenomenon during which poop falls from the sky in a manner similar to snow.

It's very shitty here in Big Sky, Montana; it's been spooping all day...