Country Dictionary

A person who is boring like a potato or doesn't understand a joke

I don't like Andy he is such a spud

A name for a young guy who can keep a girl's mouth stuffed. Particularly someone with either a really girthy and/or really long dick.

Zack: "Mateo's always a Spud at orgies."
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Mateo: "They call me Spud cause I keep their girls' mouths stuffed."

Spud is a potato also a vegtable

a round brown ball a spud

Friendly term like "pal" or "bud".

Yo, spud...what's up?

laters, goodbye, see you later

derived from laters > potatoes > spuds

A: "you off now"
B: "yer"
A: "spuds"
B: "spuds"

Testicles. Often used to describe where the Castle Guards hit contestants on Takeshi's Castle's "Bridgeball"

She kicked me right in the spuds

A sexual act involving the insertion of one's testicals into the anus of a ladyfriend followed by the intense slapping of the penis upon the lower back area.

"Mate im gonna give her a right spudding"
"I gave her 2 hours of solid spuddage"
"Dude she looks like shes been spudded silly"