Country Dictionary

Spudding is a sexual fetish where you incorporate any form of potato into your foreplay. This could be anywhere from raw spuds to week old fries.

Hey baby spread some mashed taters on those titties and let's get spudding!

A sexual act involving the insertion of one's testicals into the anus of a ladyfriend followed by the intense slapping of the penis upon the lower back area.

"Mate im gonna give her a right spudding"
"I gave her 2 hours of solid spuddage"
"Dude she looks like shes been spudded silly"

flirting really obviously with someone

omg Nathalies really spudding with Max

A type of violent foreplay where one person shoves fistfulls of french fries into another persons mouth as they choke them.

I think Susie couldn't handle my spudding last night.

A person as dumb as a sack of potatoes.

Did you see Jack walk into that window? He's such a spud.

potato

Have some spuds wit' dat meatloaf.

1. A potato

2. A boy who has not hit puberty.

3. A follower of the new wave band Devo. Used almost exclusively among fans

1. Dad: Let's have some spuds for dinner!

2. I have no pubes, I guess that makes me a spud

3 Are you spuds going to the Devo show?