A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dud computer or something that doesn't work.
Ma computer just broke, I'm so pissed off! - ney wonder mon, it's a dell!
A word which can be used as a synonym for an act of violence, although in most cases, it refers to the act of hitting someone hard. Very commonly used as slang in boys house's common rooms. In the singular the word is simply "dell".
-"Right, you are yelling for a delling!!" -"Im gonna have to dish out some dellings" -"Sorry but I'm gonna have to dell you"
1slow,can't understand the techies 2ripoff about %50 of the time 3got a printer for free and it literally fell apart in about a week 5they INSTALL TONS OF SHIT YOU DON'T WANT on the comp (including windows) 6aside that they don't give you a fucking windows disk to begin with
"the company isn't neccecarily bad, they do have good deals some of the time (free 19" monitor woo) though people who worship dell should have their head bashed in w/a motherboard containing more than 1 ide port."
The word once known only for a semi-reliable computer company is now also used as a synonym for marijuana. When Steven was arrested for posession of Marijuana, the term "dell" was instantly coined as a new term for marijuana.
Man 1: Dude, let's go smoke some dell. Man 2: word.
A computer brand advertised by a stoner that, when purchased, the owner somehow thinks he/she has bragging rights because their PC is "so fast" and "rips around XP like I rip around your mom", when in fact they own a shitty beige-box with no style or speed.
Even though my freind spent $6,000 on a VoodooPC with a custom paint job and a Coolermaster case, my Dell still screams and plays Counter-Strike with 2xAA and 2x Anisotropic Filtering.