A fork of Rural Dictionary
A pedophile who has a special affinity for children under the age of 5.
The Vice President didn't care of Bill was a diddler because all all of his children were in their teens. Bill dreamt of diddling the preschoolers, but first he had to come up with a democratic scheme to get rid of their parents.
A diddler is someone who is constantly getting side tracked at the most inappropriate times. They're perceived as slow when trying to get things done and their foregoings always end up conflicted and confusing. Not associated with 'diddle or diddling' but these terms can be used to further diddler. You can be 'diddling' or 'diddle' around in your slow processes.
Example: 'About time you got here Johnny... You said you'd be here an hour ago.' 'Sorry, I had to brush my teeth and I got a little side tracked when The Simpsons came on.' 'Youre such a diddler!!! We're going to be late now.'
A guy who has such a small dick that when they go to have sex with a woman they just sit there and diddle with there penis.
That asian person is such a diddler
When you take an exercise ball,insert it into your asshole and then inflate it until orgasm
Me:Hey zach,are you ready for...THE DIDDLER! Zach:Oh hell yea dude