A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of getting a blow job from a fat chick while she shoves a tube of pepperoni up you ass and you drizzle tomato sauce on you balls.
I got a italian job from you sister lastnight.
When Mark Wahlberg diddles your bum in a PT cruiser
Dude, got so fucked up last night at a club with Mark Wahlberg, and my ass hurts; must have gotten an italian job.
when you dip your cock in marinara sauce and your girl gives you a blow job... while watching The Italian Job
Ayyy yo bitch cum over to my pad and gimme one of dem Italian Jobs right now mophucka......slut
When she wraps your ding dong with a spaghetti noodle then performs oral sex
Vicky performed the Italian job on Mario.
Verb
The act of eating spaggeti out of or off of a woman's vagina while they are on their period. The blood from the period shall act as a delicous red sauce.
I gave my girlfriend an italian job last night since it was the only time of the month we could perform it.
When your masturbating in the kitchen and accidentally spill olive oil on your penis, however the sensation keeps you going and gives you the urge to prepare a lasagne
Guy 1: "So I was in the kitchen just beating one out before making my girl dinner, then suddenly BOOM!!! Got olive oil on my dick."
Guy 2: "So what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I said Mama Mia that's a good shit! Finished. Made my girl a lasagne"
Guy 2: Ah The Italian Job. Classic.
A job which, on the face of it, seems to have been done OK, but which may lack the traditional thoroughness or certainty associated with work done in countries like Britain, Germany etc., especially in the 19th century.
"I've fixed the bathroom taps - everything seems to be working fine, but it's an Italian job, so we'd better keep an eye on it."