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When ones fecal matter is under and overlaid with layers of neatly folded toilet paper. The bottom layer protects from unwanted splashback while the top layer precedes the wiping of his or her anus.

Darling, can you please be sure to flush your lasagne

The shit Garfield eats

Tf u eating: Lasagne

A subtle way of saying sex

Person 1: so, what did you get up to last night? Person 2: I had some really great lasagne ;)

Lasagne Can Be Used As A Term For Weed

Yo My Brudda Sort Me Out With That Lasagne Ting

An Italian dish consisting of pasta sheets baked with meat, or vegetables, and a cheese sauce.

I shoved my cock inside the meaty lasagne and listened to it slop all over it like yogurt.

A Vagina after child birth.

Shit the misses fanny was like a punched lasagne after my son was born!!!

Usually found in college/university student accommodation. Occurs when the owner of the poo can't be bothered to flush, and simply places layers of toilet paper over the top. And then the next person does the same. And the next, and the next... Hopefully someone will flush the damn thing before it hits the ceiling.

"Jesus christ, there's a six-foot poo lasagne in there!"