A fork of Rural Dictionary
The time it takes a Hawaiin to do something, which is usually longer than your average American. Local Maui citizens are lazy, and take their sweet-ass time doing everything and anything. When asked why they are taking so long, one replys " I am on Maui time."
Don't rush me, I'm on Maui Time.
Really strong Marijuana From Hawaii
Guy1: Did u get any of that Maui Wowwee From Your vacation to Hawaii? Guy 2: Fuck yea i did thats shits hard to come by in the U.S.
Better than average kula-grown buds. also the name of a local candy bar.
Hey, I brought back a 40 sack of maui wowie from my vacation. I had to strap it to my nads to get it through airport security, so it my smell a bit nastier than usual.
shitting on a girls chest then fucking her, so the shit slides down
An extremly potient strain of marijuana, usually grown in Hawaii
Hey bro, I just got some sweet geba What kind is it? Maui wowie Ill get Billy Bong Thorten
A form of sexual torment wherein the victim receives an erotic massage with the tip of a pineapple—but is never is able to achieve orgasm.
Yo bro, how'd it go last night? She gave me the Maui Owie, bro—the blue balls are fucking killing me, bro.
A beautiful silly goose who lives care free and doesn’t lock doors but doesn’t have any common sense and sadly is a Virgio Alright at volleyball Big Peen
Did you see that new girl she’s such a mama maui. Omg you walked in on mama maui using the bathroom too.