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When you want/expect something to happen, but it never does.

Mike - "I was sure I would get a girlfriend last weekend. Sadly, it was a paradox".

Verb form of paradox

I was paradoxing my sentences all day long. ---It is very true that all I do is lie--

Read below.

The below statement is false. The above statement is true.

Start by fucking your girl from behind. Pull out briefly and have your hidden friend quickly take your place. Then go outside and wave at her from a window.

Will you help me with the paradox with my girl tonight.

The shipping of Sheldon Cooper and Penny off "Big Bang Theory", even is the name of the fanfiction community on Livejournal

Me: What shipping do u support on Big Bang Theory? You: I'm an Leonard/Penny Shipper Me: I'm an Paradox shipper (grins) You: What's that? Me: The pairing of Sheldon and Penny... they're such a paradox, therefore the ship name.

A pair (i.e. 2) of ducks.

I went to the farm and slaughtered a paradox.

Two structures built over water, designed for boats.

They docked the two ships at the paradox.